February 2011
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so the u.s. does a really terrible job of remaking...
so far they’ve botched up skins AND being human
wtf
come on now
jordanismylactationcoach:
look at my facial hair
oh man, hot damn, it’s EVERYWHERE
i hate when people snake their s'
i sound like a complaining bitch
I miss mr. septum
I’ll have a happy hello to you soon <3
it makes me giggle knowing we're all thinking...
it's creeping me the fuck out
she won’t stop
nails in her hair
this lady keeps scratching her head next to me at...
and I’m wondering if she has lice, and she better not fucking give it to me
or I swear..
it’s fucking creepy
I just made the shittiest brownies ever
I’m sorry mr painters
sometimes I hate living in a small town
because that unknown person that’s painting your room could know someone you know and literally trifle through all your things, see your most intimate way of living, and you just let them without any hesitance.
I fucking hate feeling like that.
Awkward is definitely the new sexy.
bitchtastic:
accio-sirius:
Can I just add
I can tell you I’m awkward and I am not sexy lol But those fools aren’t too bad
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
rosiebristol:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
January 2011
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
boys are cheats and liars
theyre such a big disgrace
they will tell u anything to get to 2nd base-ball base-ball he thinks hes gonna score if you go all the way then u are a whore-ti-cultral studies flowers geologist studies rocks the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put is cock roaches, beatles, butterflies and bugs. nuthing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug-lers and...
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I'm NOT lesbian jeesuz christ why does everyone...
lol shit the fuck am i giving off lesbo vibes or anything?
nothing against lesbians, im sure you guys get mad when girls think you’re homo
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Rugrats is about feminist families
patbh:
Mrs. Pickles is the educated breadwinner, Stu often chasing his less profitable dreams
Phil & Lil’s mom, obvs (short hair, female symbol sweatshirt, clear second waver
Charlotte, ballbusting CEO who wants Angelica to have an edge in a male-privileged world
Suzie’s family, upper-middle class black family with a really accomplished mom
Chaz, sensitive single dad who childrears and...
ildcfc:
heytherezakhiah:
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tom-bass:
vickygrueber:
tanikawyachai:
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i feel like so many things have happened in the...
it feels like everything went so fast, but then i realize it really was only three months.
it felt like it was so much longer. if that makes sense
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what do you call a guy that talks like he's...
a meme douche? a 4chan fuckhead?
or an asshat. i don’t know. 4chan and meme’s are fun but seriously come on now
a new breed of douche has arisen.
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jordanismylactationcoach:
deadhedd:
jordanismylactationcoach:
Whenever I think about what I might name my future children I always consider that one day their significant other will be screaming it in bed. So I’d never name my child something stupid like “Apple”, my children should have somewhat attractive names.
Lmfao I had an aunt named apple and knew someone named strawberry Krush.
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jordanismylactationcoach:
Whenever I think about what I might name my future children I always consider that one day their significant other will be screaming it in bed. So I’d never name my child something stupid like “Apple”, my children should have somewhat attractive names.
Lmfao I had an aunt named apple and knew someone named strawberry Krush.
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the science of sex appeal has somewhat derailed my...
don’t watch it. unless you like that sort of thing.