January 2011
WTf
who the hell makes your curfew before 1am on fucking new years?
December 2010
do you ever feel like you can just see yourself...
epic box →
bwuhaaha this is why i love tumblr
finding strange things like this on random blogs
I go to bed at 5 am, and I think oh fuck yeah I’ll be able to sleep in until 5 pm today!
I’m driving to ikea in an hour.
I don’t know how to get to ikea.
I’m really starting to hate ikea, Swedish meatballs aside.
WHEN YOU SEE n00dz OF PEOPLE YOU KNOW ON THE...
fuckyeahputaaa:
DOES NOT EQUAL=
TACO’S WILL NOT SATISFY MY CRAVING FOR PIZZA
HOW CAN YOU EVEN!
how is it that spending money on furniture you don’t need is more logical than spending it on a pizza i’m going to eat tonight and relish for the next week?
Think of love like this.
phileho:
It’s something you want, not something you need. You only think you need it cause everyone else has it. It’s like following those stupid trends when you were younger. Stop putting your heart out there cause you want the same feeling as everyone else. Wouldn’t you want to wait for a love that came to you unexpectedly instead of a love you sit at home crying regrettably? Think with your...
why am i having dreams about satanic cats
what the fuuuckkk
arielburial:
SO MUCH PASSION!
xxadrianxx:
Original: Fun stuff:
wow hahahahahaha
wheres the guy she nutted?
ahhh fuck pleasantries ima get straight to the fuckin point from now on
even in todays modern world i still suck at socializing.
ahh all i see are tits and cocks on my dashboard
Dr. Tran - The Furious Little Cinnamon BunA small pastry totally loses his shit and runs off in a huff. A frozen novelty dessert pays the price.View »
ummm ahahah
Oh hell skip taking a nap when I get home, I’m watching Dr. Tran.
lol who remembers getting sent to the corner when they got in trouble when they were little
I think I had a dream about oprah.
Either that or I’m mixing my reality with my dreams again -_-
talking to my dad through text even though were in the next room
sometimes it randomly hits me how different my life is right now compared to how it was just over 6 months ago.
it sort of disgusts me yet i’m also really glad about it.
i’m happy my life is where it is right now but where i was before was so great, but if i hadn’t moved on i never would have met the people i did now.
i see how different other people’s lives are now too,...
you're only being violated if you have anything to...
so why don’t you just throw it all out the window?
we can’t let go.
i can spot the truth behind your lies
but i dont care because i lie too.
http://www.pleonasms.com/#k →
i really need to control my temper
I hate the phrase "No homo."
thegroundislava-:
It’s like hugging a younger kid that you babysit and going, “Oh, no pedophilia!”
Or kissing your mom on the cheek and going, “Oh, no incest!”
Or cuddling your cat and going, “Oh, no bestiality!”
